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Nikolas Schreck is a hopelessly antiquated Luddite. He perversely prefers to live offline in the agonizingly slow-paced physical world rather than in the exciting virtual one where you spend your time. He Twitters not, neither does he Blog. His friends are not on Facebook.

Despite his conviction that the Internet has made the human species even stupider than it already was, he’s bowed to popular demand and kindly authorized two of his brainwashed disciples to maintain this web site for the benefit of the masses enslaved by their addiction to digital gadgetry.

If you require a time-sensitive response, you can e-mail his representative at Diese E-Mail-Adresse ist gegen Spambots geschützt! JavaScript muss aktiviert werden, damit sie angezeigt werden kann. . All incoming requests will be screened for relevance and answered according to priority. 

If you require a personal response, communicating with him directly can only be accomplished the arduous old-fashioned way:

Nikolas Schreck
Postfach 120452
10594 Berlin
Germany

For information on how to compose and sign a legible letter, operate an envelope, and lick a stamp, please consult trained personnel at your local post office.

My Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nikolas-Schreck-Official/397565613631290