Nikolas Schreck is a hopelessly antiquated Luddite. He perversely prefers to live offline in the agonizingly slow-paced physical world rather than in the exciting virtual one where you spend your time. He Twitters not, neither does he Blog. His friends are not on Facebook.
Despite his conviction that the Internet has made the human species even stupider than it already was, he’s bowed to popular demand and kindly authorized two of his brainwashed disciples to maintain this web site for the benefit of the masses enslaved by their addiction to digital gadgetry.
If you require a personal response, communicating with him directly can only be accomplished the arduous old-fashioned way:
For information on how to compose and sign a legible letter, operate an envelope, and lick a stamp, please consult trained personnel at your local post office.
My Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nikolas-Schreck-Official/397565613631290